Apply now to be my valentine

Pros include:

  • No one else wants to be your valentine so why not?

  • I have 24 years of experience in pretending other people are funny so I'll laugh at your joke

  • My ideal date includes seeing the Sonic the Hedgehog movie and then going to Taco Bell

  • I might tweet about it in the future

Cons include:

  • I will literally only talk to you on February 14th (could be a pro?)

  • I will drink more Baja Blast than you

  • Literally everything else

Apply now! Applications close on February 14th.

Apply now to be Danica's Valentine

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